Jewish Singles Blog

I don’t know why I was afraid to write here again….I was here, but wasn’t here…

I dated someone, messed up, we are trying again….does that have a familiar ring?

Not that I can conceive of a ring.

Or think I can perceive of a conception.

This sounds nuts, but I have clarity…

Still no REAL job, afraid I will [...]

I was dressed in a black, tight bodysuit, heels that would make a  frigid clergyman cling to me with untapped desire(lololol–damn, that was funny–I don’t even know where that came from), and a hot little A-Line pencile skirt, when I was supposed to go out, with, lets call him Jerky, last night.

I have seen him [...]

I received this in an email, and normally I get pretty upset with forwards and Spam, but THIS IS GOOD.
  

Once  upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. 

After a perfect courtship, they had a  perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One  snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving 

their perfect car [...]

So the other day, as I bundled up in my Victoria’s Secret thermal PJs, HUE slipper socks, and additional sweatshirt from a guy I dated for 4 twitches of the eye, and never returned, as he forgot to ask for it back, and it was so delicious–so broken in, comes to my knees, so yummy!, [...]

THIS IS FOR MALES AND FEMALES–HEY, MEN LIKE BLING TOO, RIGHT?

I discovered something new on the market.

Something that will help ease the pain of the little gashes and holes and tears in one that has been hurt’s heart, aside of course from PAYING FOR THERAPY, (SHOE THERAPY, BERGDORF THERAPY, BLACK AMEX CC THERAPY, EATING YOU [...]

So most of you are probably still reeling from my use of the word “witch” with a “b” instead of the “w.” I’m not sorry. Those of you out there that bought the book will understand wy that is, and are probably recommending it to friends, and going through a ginormous “aha” moment. It’s never too late [...]