People are always saying that relationships are very hard work, and lots of effort, and working things out blah-blah-blah.
And that’s probably true, but sometimes I read too much into that. Sometimes I work too hard, and try to be committed to someone who, as it turns out, I just plain don’t have feelings for [...]
Tu B’Av was on Monday. Tu B’Av is the day in the Hebrew calendar when you’re supposed to find your soulmate.
I did not find my soulmate
But I did find some alcohol and a gentleman who was quite fond of my behind. He would like to take it to the movies. I’m not [...]
Long distance relationships suck. There’s just no getting around it.
Always missing someone, craving someone, having an inappropriately close relationship with your phone. And everywhere you go you want to tell them about it, and every conversation you have you wish was with them and it takes over your life. Even moreso than a short [...]
I called him and we talked on the phone for like an hour.
It was our first phone conversation. Well, second technically. The first conversation he called me. It was epic.
I hate talking on the phone, but I wanted to talk to him on the phone. It was weird. I had nothing to say. [...]
Michelle and I met the two most delightful German guys yesterday while getting manicures. They were very sweet, extremely kind, and wonderfully interesting. We agreed to meet for friendly drinks.
I feel like the country of Germany is very guilt ridden about the whole Hitler thing, as they very well should be. That was dumb. [...]
Michelle and I went for drinks at a swanky place last night and got desserts as well.
Then we met the dessert chef who is apparently a very big deal. He was listed as one of the most eligible bachelors in New York and voted ‘hottest chef’ in multiple magazines. He was aware of this. [...]