Sooo…. about last night…I was in The Hamptons for the weekend, and it was celeb sighting this week more than ever. A gaggle of genetic freaks a.k.a. Supermodels w/ barely any torso, yet legs that go on and on like a Congressional Filibuster populated the place. Funny thing–I have a close friend in the fashion and celeb world–so this doesn’t faze me…And last night, I had a party for a friend who turned the big THREE-OH. Very very classy club–if I mentioned the name, anyone that reads Page Six would perk up. He is a succesful entrepeneneur, so he made this bash in his favorite venue…He is single. hot(hey, fellow chicas, down girls! lol! can’t say the name–he is enjoying life too much to settle down–he’s honest–gotta give him that.)
Once inside the club, we were a private pary, and we were a very eclectic mix of people, which was great for me, because I made some new friends that after Hampton Weekends and Labor day, live in THE CITY THAT IS SORELY IN NEED OF AMBIEN!!!
CHEATER CALLED ME SAT NITE PRE-PARTY. I TOLD HIM I PITIED HIM BECAUSE HE WANTED ME TO DRESS IN A MORE SEXY MANNER, AND I STARTED DOING THAT–EXACTLY WHEN HE INFORMED ME HE SLEPT WITH SOMEONE.GIRLS: TELL A GUY YOU PITY HIM????? CHEATER PATHETICO WAS SO DISTURBED THAT I SAID I PITIED HIM, HE KEPT CALLING ME…HE TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE PARTY, AND WITH ASSURANCE IN MY VOICE, I REPLIED “OH, I WILL” AND HUNG UP…WHEN HE CALLED MID-PARTY I COULDN’T HEAR HIM, AND HE WAS POSITIVELY TURNING GREEN…I COULDN’T HEAR HIM–SOUNDED LIKE A VERIZON COMMERCIAL….HEY, DON’T BREAK MY HEART. EVER. AND THEN DESCRIBE IT TO ME IN GRAPHIC TERMS IN A COLD VOICE. WAS THIS REVENGE? NAH…I WAS ALIVE!!! I DON’T SMOKE, HAD ONLY WATER!!!, AND WAS HIGH ON LIFE!!! I FELL IN LOVE WITH A SIDE OF MYSELF I NEVER MET BEFORE….
More later, in the meantime–my favorite club song–turn up the volume and DANCE!!! Even if you are alone…Come on…
Gigi–in like with herself, and staying away from toxic people.