Okay, so I think this might be too risque’ to be writing, so if this is my last day writing this blog, it has been a real pleasure. Seriously.
I just felt that after receiving an email the other day with an object that bears my NAME–it was kismet. I mean, when does something like that happen?
Let me clarify…Well…There are still some virgins that roam the land, Bless Their Souls and Willpower. Unless they are Nuns, or frigid, well, we all know that help is needed. Or not. But help can be good.
Just not help called Gigi. I am really sorry, but this weirds me out, and I am thinking of buying out every single one of these devices because, well, it’s really embarrassing…for me. Visuals and stuff.
Okay, you are really confused, yes? Here is the link.I received it from a cool site www.charlesandmarie.com. I am on their mailing list…and this was in my mail. You’ve Got Mail was never this traumatizing. I will copy and paste the description.Pray I don’t get a Pink Corset and find myself writing for an underground band of adolescents with oily hair and a three-word chorus.
Say hello to Gigi!
No, you haven’t seen Gigi in a movie (yet) or on TV (doubtful), but Gigi is the new favorite toy amongst the ladies here at the HQ. It is a dedicated pleasure object for the discerning G-spot connoisseur as we have found out – but we won’t give you anymore details that that, sorry… It is carefully sculpted to unlock the secrets of this mysterious and special place, and as you can see, her dramatic shape breathes an air of investigative purpose… Five pre-programmed pleasure modes and a virtually silent vibrator engine deliver deep and vibrant sensations with (hehe) spot-on precision. As an expert in her particular field, Gigi will happily assist in revealing the thrills of that elusive spot, anytime, anywhere.
It is obviously rechargeable and a 1-hour charge will provide up to 1,5 hours of sheer bliss. Oh and did we mention that it comes in an elegant gift box, accessorized with charger, manual, satin pouch and a 1-year warranty? We did now…
I COPIED AND PASTED SO I DONT HAVE TO SHOW THE CUTESY PINK….THING!
Gigi, horrified that she is now helping so many……Omg……