I discovered something new on the market.
Something that will help ease the pain of the little gashes and holes and tears in one that has been hurt’s heart, aside of course from PAYING FOR THERAPY, (SHOE THERAPY, BERGDORF THERAPY, BLACK AMEX CC THERAPY, EATING YOU OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME AND BECOMING A HUGE NEW SIZE, THEREFORE, NEEDING A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE, THERAPY, AND THEN YOU DUMP THE PERSON AND AN ATTORNEY IS NEEDED THERAPY)…
FOR THE CHEATERS–CHICKS AND GUYS–DON’T EVEN READ THIS…YOU SHOULD BE IN CONFESSIONAL, WAILING THROUGH THE METAL NET, THEN REPENTING, AND LIVING LIVE LIKE MOTHER THERESA/FATHER TERRY, ALBEIT WITH A BANK ACCT IN THE CAYMANS, IN HEIDI’S NECK OF THE ALPS, AND FRIENDSHIPS WITH EVERY DIVINE, FABULOUS, DESIGNER.
AND YOURY CAN BE FRIENDS WITH THE DEVIL…
AND YOU CAN TRY TO CONVINCE THE DEVIL TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU–BUT UH…GOOD LUCK, AS LONG AS YOU GET ME PRADA.
Here my friends are the bandages are just the beginning of what you will have to purchase to heal the damage you cause my ticker.
Think before you hurt me.
Swarovski Bling Band Aid
This is probably the one product that we waited forever for to be finally released… We first presented this unusual accessory about a year ago when it was just developed and first test production had just started. Then late summer they were supposed to be ready to ship, but we had to wait until last week when we finally received the actual packages. We still think they are utterly funny: Blinged out band aids with 4 Swarovski crystals available in three crisp colors (White, Red and Pink) and one sweet little tin. Designed by talented Fabian Seibert, who brought us the Miss Lacey bracelets amongst other goodies.
But don’t worry, you don’t need to have bruises or cuts that you would cover up! Just throw one of these sweet little band-aids on your shoulder and be certain to catch more than just a glance cruising through the bars and clubs…
(I found this @ www.charlesandmarie.com and it is going fast)
Gigi, heart covered in twinkling sparkles