I received this in an email, and normally I get pretty upset with forwards and Spam, but THIS IS GOOD.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone
at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,
they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
ONLY ONE OF THEM SURVIVED THE ACCIDENT.
DEAR READER: WHICH ONE OF THEM SURVIVED THE ACCIDENT?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it’s worth it)
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.****
**** MEN, KEEP SCROLLING DOWN!****
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
****MEN KEEP SCROLLING!****
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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LOVING THIS SPAM SOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(HEY, HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES HUMOR SO TERRIBLY FUNNY)
LAUGH, ALL GENDERS!
Gigi, who makes you realize you aren’t as messed up as you think you are, compared to her life.
HAVE A SICKENINGLY GORGEOUS DAY