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Jewish Singles&The Perfect Couple

I received this in an email, and normally I get pretty upset with forwards and Spam, but THIS IS GOOD.
  

Once  upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. 

After a perfect courtship, they had a  perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One  snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving 

their perfect car  along a winding road, when they noticed someone

at the side of the road in  distress.  Being the perfect couple,

        

they stopped to help.

       

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.   Not wanting to

disappoint any  children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple

loaded Santa and his toys  into their vehicle.  Soon they were
driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions  deteriorated 

and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.  

ONLY ONE OF THEM SURVIVED THE ACCIDENT.

DEAR READER: WHICH ONE OF THEM SURVIVED THE ACCIDENT?    

(Scroll down for  the answer. Trust me, it’s worth  it)

        

Answer: 

 The  perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed

in the first  place.  Everyone knows there is no  Santa Claus and

 there is no such thing as a perfect man. 

  **** Women stop  reading here, that is the end of the joke.****
        **** MEN, KEEP SCROLLING DOWN!****

So,  if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must

have been driving.   This explains why there was a car accident.

****MEN KEEP SCROLLING!****

       

By  the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this

 illustrates another  point: Women never listen.

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 LOVING THIS SPAM SOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 (HEY, HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES HUMOR SO TERRIBLY FUNNY)

LAUGH, ALL GENDERS!

Gigi, who makes you realize you aren’t as messed up as you think you are, compared to her life.

HAVE A SICKENINGLY GORGEOUS DAY

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